Monday, February 1, 2010

Confessions- Because they're good for the soul...

1) When I grocery shop I use comp ads. You're supposed to use only the comp ads that are recent and up to date. Sometimes if it is just a really great deal I use it it anyway- Like those 79 cent golden apples I found about 3 months ago- I just can't force myself to not use it. I know it's fibbing and wrong- but I figure the big grocery chain has stuck it to me enough that they'll survive.

2) It's been snowing- we've not left the house in days- I don't remember the last time I brushed my hair.

3) My husband likes to keep the heat pretty low. I freeze sometimes. So I occasionally crank it up when he's not here. I've been busted a few times. Shameful I know.

4) I'm a health nut/freak/maniac whatever word suits your fancy, but for my own sanity I buy either McDonalds or suckers before I grocery shop so that my children will sit still- in the cart and not act like crazed lunatics in the store. It makes for a nicer shopping experience, nicer children, and a nicer mommy- and it cuts down on all the stares from other shoppers when I'm wigging out on my lovely children on aisle 7.

5) Sometimes I pop a movie in for my kiddos for the sole purpose of me having a few minutes to take a nap.

6) I've taught my children how to sit on the air vents under a blanket to get warm. It makes for laziness- I'm teaching my children laziness- I should be put away.

7) Do fleece pajamas count as "Fancy Clothes"?

8) I don't have a garbage disposal but sometimes I still cram small gross stuff down the drain anyway- I mean sometimes I just don't want to touch the gross stuff and put it in the trash- sheesh!

9) I like for my son to help me bake. I have to watch him like a hawk though- I let him do stuff and then when he's not looking I fix it. I don't want him to think he's doing it wrong, but I'm just that anal.

10) I've been known to walk around with chipped toenail polish on only 4 or 5 toes while the others are completely clean for a week at a time. It does bother me, but usually when I think about it- I'm busy or tired- I'm a work in progress okay.

I feel better- I don't know about you though. Thanks for listening! Happy Monday!



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11 comments:

kimert said...

These made me giggle. I can relate to quite a few!! :)

Colleen said...

SO you are normal!! ;)

Rhonda said...

Hey Kasey! Loved your confessions! Right now the only polish is on both my big toes! Just about the top half of the nail. Gross! I won a giveaway though with nail polish, so they will be pretty soon! Ha!

Hope you have a great day!

Adorably Distracted... said...

i love this!!! lol

THE BENNETTS said...

Love these! I can't wait till the day Ryan is old enough so I can do #5!!

Ali said...

You are so normal it's not even funny. Cute confessions! :)

Emily said...

haha! Great list. I'm going to try that blanket thing...ingenious idea! And I'm not the best at couponing...what's a comp ad?

Michelle said...

I love it, that was good for a laugh and I know I can relate for sure!

Together We Save said...

Great list... I think we all can relate to at least one of these.

Jen said...

OK I can totally relate to SEVERAL of these! Too funny :) Number 5 is a personal favorite.

Adie said...

I can so relate to some of those!